You're in trouble and we need to talk

  • Опубліковано 17 вер 2019
    Once upon a time-actually, it was last Monday- I was getting ready for school when these big, scary men knocked on our door and said "hey, we've arrived and we're here to rip out your window sills." So, they did just that. Our house is an absolute mess. Dust is everywhere, including in the wind. My room; I had to clump all my furniture in one corner for them to do their shenanigans. What the hell is this madness? No, I object. I like my poopy window sills thank you very much and no, you don't have to change them idiot. I will smash my Nokia brick against your cranium.
    If you want to translate the video: uaplus.org_cs_p...
    Current sub count: 2,954,006
    With love,
    Jemony Cnicket
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  • Christian Sperling
    Christian Sperling Годину тому

    Its 6 am and John Cena killed me

  • Dj'Lisa Wyllie
    Dj'Lisa Wyllie 7 годин тому

    I DONT LIKE “don’t call me angel” either! It’s 100% the bells or the clanging noise in the background which makes it unbearable af, gives me extreme sensory overload 😭 I love Lana’s part but that’s bc I love literally everything Lana does and I hate the rest of the song lmao

  • 80's bxby
    80's bxby 16 годин тому

    congrats on 3 million james charles

  • Jordan Strasser
    Jordan Strasser 20 годин тому

    I have the same hydro flask

  • Spilly Tea
    Spilly Tea День тому

    I burned my spaghetti in the microwave

  • Itz ArtLife
    Itz ArtLife 3 дні тому

    I tried to read Harry Potter... SO HOWS YOUR DAY?

  • Heen
    Heen 3 дні тому

    They tried to kill Carl not only once not only twice BUT

    thrice. I could neverrrrr

  • Zoe Nehrer
    Zoe Nehrer 4 дні тому

    marry me plz lol

  • Shazmin Kamali
    Shazmin Kamali 4 дні тому


  • T. D.
    T. D. 5 днів тому

    11:35 I think the casino part john cena was referring to was about the “Lotus Flower” casino in the Percy Jackson book. This part only made sense to readers that read The Odyssey by Homer (an Epic with mythology), since the lotus flower, on the land of the Lotus-Eaters, was a plant eaten by Odysseus’s men that poisoned their minds and basically caused them to lose all sense of reality. There was also a scene in Percy Jackson about the “Scylla” monster which was also from The Odyssey.

  • Tearani Wikohika
    Tearani Wikohika 5 днів тому

    your hair looks great!!

  • Lily Ferazzi
    Lily Ferazzi 5 днів тому +1

    Are we not gonna talk about how they don’t have standardized testing

  • Carli Cartisser
    Carli Cartisser 5 днів тому

    Whats Harry Potter

  • James Barret
    James Barret 5 днів тому

    Omg relatable omg sksksksksks ur so relatable ooop

  • Brad Lewis
    Brad Lewis 5 днів тому

    We're in the same boat with driving. Except, I'm American. So...

  • J M
    J M 5 днів тому

    *recoils in 60 seconds x 4 = 240 words*

  • _O_Li_ v_a
    _O_Li_ v_a 5 днів тому +4

    “how did you get sick?”
    *”t h e b e e s”*

  • Hiccamo
    Hiccamo 5 днів тому

    11:56 I’m sorry but that’s like the best part in the video lol

  • Happy man
    Happy man 5 днів тому

    4 words x 1 second , 4 words x 1 minute, 1 minute=60 seconds, 240 words lmao this just made me laugh ❤️❤️

  • Alice Rivera
    Alice Rivera 6 днів тому +8

    Joana : eats heathy, perfect child, goes to gym almost everyday, gets good grades, an actually good sense of humor , is great at art. Me: eats pretty healthy, an ok child, goes to the gym 3 or 2 times a week, gets good grades,, has an okay sense of humor, draws stick figure. ;)

  • Mariana Peraza
    Mariana Peraza 6 днів тому


    Small boobs are THE BEST
    I don’t see the hype around having big boobs

  • Hannah Lidala
    Hannah Lidala 6 днів тому

    love your vids please respond.

  • Maysen Brown
    Maysen Brown 6 днів тому +3

    Couldn’t agree more with your stance on raising children

  • Van Gogh
    Van Gogh 7 днів тому

    ily Joanna but PJO is (~ ̄³ ̄)~

  • Wonder Draw
    Wonder Draw 7 днів тому

    God bless.

  • Jasminekim
    Jasminekim 7 днів тому +3

    *you should be a theoritical physist like sheldon from tbbt*

  • Min Yoonji
    Min Yoonji 8 днів тому +28

    Petition for Jellybean Celery to have a goat

  • Pepe's Mama
    Pepe's Mama 8 днів тому +1

    Joana, I think you’re awesome and so does my daughter (who has many of your same traits!). Thanks for the entertainment!!

  • Gloriaplays
    Gloriaplays 9 днів тому +2

    Joana: can UAplus just fold its self up and throw its self away😭😂

  • Virgie Leah Bagares-Nemis
    Virgie Leah Bagares-Nemis 9 днів тому

    Joanna you need to try doritoos with cheese and butter microwaved itssssssssssssss so good

  • Titsalina Bumsquash
    Titsalina Bumsquash 9 днів тому

    I think the killer bee's got eem...
    I am sorry and also you are welcome.

  • charlotte is tired
    charlotte is tired 9 днів тому +2

    4:31 brad mondo is getting excited

  • Arthur Bonicio
    Arthur Bonicio 9 днів тому +3

    Do you consider yourself latina? I ask this cuz that's actually polemic in Brazil. Some people does, some people doesn't (including me). I would like to know the perspective of someone (brazilian) who was raised in another country like you.
    Tnks. Love your videos.

  • crrluv
    crrluv 9 днів тому +3

    omg that was my question why she looks like her mom

  • Fayo Olatunji
    Fayo Olatunji 9 днів тому

    what uni does she go to?

  • Rianna The Kirby
    Rianna The Kirby 10 днів тому

    Is ur refrigerator running?
    Anyone:Yes...? (why would you ask me that?)
    The one and only Joana Ceddia: Yes.
    And I have to catch it.


  • Renatta
    Renatta 10 днів тому

    Shave your head off lol 💜

  • tea time
    tea time 10 днів тому +24

    John Cena: “were almost at 3 million, YoU kNoW whAt thAt mEanS”
    me: *the electrical bill is gonna go way up again.*

  • mike dias
    mike dias 10 днів тому

    That tiny mic is fucking hilarious. The awkward is spot on. Definitely comedy.

  • Emily Jacobo
    Emily Jacobo 10 днів тому

    Yes, I'm in trouble. in school they took my phone, I can't call my parents. my parents don't know can someone help?

  • i do stuff
    i do stuff 11 днів тому

    joana "I only bye cloths from sustainable brands"
    no one ...
    absolutely no one ...
    Joana " AriTSiA!🙂 iS a sUstaIANabLe BRAND!!!"🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

  • •Mintii Aesthetic•
    •Mintii Aesthetic• 11 днів тому +3

    "Catch me with my hair down I dare you"


  • Steph G
    Steph G 11 днів тому

    Apply to Google!

  • trixsweatpants
    trixsweatpants 11 днів тому

    please. stop peaking that mic

  • Benji Cuyugan
    Benji Cuyugan 11 днів тому

    im with you on the phone thing. im keeping mine till it dies (iphone 5se). for me its a waste of money and these new phones are getting expensive for no real reason.

  • Molly Bullock
    Molly Bullock 11 днів тому +1

    Love my tiny boobs:) so much cheaper

  • Me Ok
    Me Ok 11 днів тому

    Aaaahhhh so close to 3 million!

  • Grace Cho
    Grace Cho 12 днів тому +1

    I'm literally doing my homework which is to find 10 words in a youtube vid you don't know and the person I turned to: JOANA CEDDIA

  • vicky russo
    vicky russo 12 днів тому

    “shave ur head off”

    A FREAKIN CAT 12 днів тому +14

    Who would dislike her videos 🙄these videos cure cancer

  • Carlea Wilson
    Carlea Wilson 13 днів тому +2

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Not a single soul:
    Everyone in the comment section: no one:

  • jhon
    jhon 13 днів тому

    you love brazil you just don't want to get shot in the back

  • Zdh Angel
    Zdh Angel 13 днів тому +2

    Joana: *starts talking abt Brazil*
    Me, a limelight: “COME TO BRAZIL”

    • Zdh Angel
      Zdh Angel 7 днів тому

      Sxphiecapel 06 luckyyyyy

    • Sxphiecapel 06
      Sxphiecapel 06 7 днів тому +1

      Zdh Angel YESSSS OMG YESSSSSSSSSSS me and my best friend are seeing the london show and we v excited

  • treeland
    treeland 13 днів тому

    Thank you for the small boob love, much appreciated

  • LadyGandalf
    LadyGandalf 13 днів тому

    Can you PLEASE MAKE A VIDEO OF HOW YOU MAKE YOUR VIDEOS. Like is the mic connected to camera? Or phone while you record? How does everything goooo togetherrrrrrr help 😭

  • Wig Snatched
    Wig Snatched 13 днів тому

    You could be bob ross joana

  • Mr NI
    Mr NI 13 днів тому

    Sre you a fan of taylor swift

  • Kiera Claprood
    Kiera Claprood 14 днів тому

    i wish i was with you John cena

  • Dennis Pihlblad
    Dennis Pihlblad 14 днів тому

    so pretty

  • ImAHumanAswell
    ImAHumanAswell 14 днів тому

    this is really important, I need help

  • Gacha Moonlights
    Gacha Moonlights 14 днів тому

    Excuse the people who got mad at u for not liking dont call me angel, i might be an arianator but i still dont like it. Tbh Lana and Miley were kinda left out

  • Alyssa Faith
    Alyssa Faith 15 днів тому +1

    Talking about the kid thing. Sounds like you just don’t wanna deal with babies & toddlers. You should adopt an older kid / teen !!!

  • Iggy Igamaro
    Iggy Igamaro 15 днів тому

    didn't expect a spoiler for twd
    apart from that 10/10 for this vid

  • Quinnella Tran
    Quinnella Tran 15 днів тому

    Pls don’t dye ur hair other color this look so good on u

  • ssmIXpRo
    ssmIXpRo 15 днів тому

    what the hell is this channel about ? and why the fuck was it suggested to me ????

    • Neptxne !
      Neptxne ! 14 днів тому

      ssmIXpRo why did you comment? Click off if you didn’t want to see it🥴🤣

    • Gacha Moonlights
      Gacha Moonlights 14 днів тому

      ssmIXpRo because shes the best human woman on Earth

  • Loren Summers
    Loren Summers 15 днів тому

    I am so proud of you for being happy with your small boobs! Girl I would do anything to have small boobs lol Do you know how hard it is to go running with Double Ds?! ugh!

  • Dora i guess
    Dora i guess 15 днів тому +1

    I love your mirror, that's all its cute

  • Just another random channel
    Just another random channel 16 днів тому

    You shouldn't have a baby. Just adopt an eighteen-year-old orphan.

    • Bec Krajancic
      Bec Krajancic 15 днів тому

      Wow Joanna Cedia extreme eating is my regular eating

  • 「•Just Latte•」
    「•Just Latte•」 16 днів тому

    *Sees title*
    Swory Ms. Ceddia

  • Mahnoor Yaseen
    Mahnoor Yaseen 16 днів тому

    Which university does she go to?

  • Green Pigeon
    Green Pigeon 16 днів тому +1

    The casino scene is later important vitally to Biannca and Nico's characters pasts. So that's why it was relevant but go on have an opinion.

  • Kitcat
    Kitcat 16 днів тому +6

    Has a hydro flask, "LET ME EXPLAIN!"

    • Zdh Angel
      Zdh Angel 13 днів тому

      Kitcat me when my friends see me with mine

  • Kitcat
    Kitcat 16 днів тому +6

    "I don't really deal well with people..." Joana is such a mood. I love her so much😍❤️

  • Ather Durdana
    Ather Durdana 16 днів тому +1

    3:45 and having to blow dry your hair yourself

  • Forever Together
    Forever Together 16 днів тому

    Why was I gonna say your close to 3 million✌️😩❤️

  • underwater star
    underwater star 17 днів тому

    Who would even dare to hate Jamaica Country

  • Halston & Friends
    Halston & Friends 17 днів тому +88

    No one:
    Not a soul:
    John Cena: PAPA DONT PREACH!

    • Mateo 1289
      Mateo 1289 14 днів тому

      Halston & Friends

  • Johnfromafar
    Johnfromafar 17 днів тому +1

    My parents told me that when they found antidepressants in my room

  • Cla-rice
    Cla-rice 17 днів тому +1

    well ya see, the casino was relevant because it sets up the whole reason for why nico and bianca di angelo were able to stay young and exist for a hundo years :))))
    but as much as i love percy jackson, harry potter is OP

  • Peyton Hinman
    Peyton Hinman 17 днів тому +3

    Percy Jackson fans have left the chat haha

  • I am the most high God
    I am the most high God 18 днів тому

    I can't believe I clicked this

  • Torri Thomas
    Torri Thomas 18 днів тому

    In the next best thing from a goat...

    I can imitate a goat. I'm telling the complete truth(':

  • Markus S
    Markus S 18 днів тому

    I see old ass people with kankens all the time in Italy so it not just a vsco thing

  • Bunneh Jezz
    Bunneh Jezz 18 днів тому

    My Shawn mendes phase lasted 4 years and is still going

  • Rinjlesh Prasad
    Rinjlesh Prasad 18 днів тому

    Background cute

  • Isabella Leone
    Isabella Leone 18 днів тому

    can you make a video reacting to hate comments??

  • spill the tea sis
    spill the tea sis 18 днів тому +1

    But I actually am in trouble I- 🤡💀

  • Boba Lyssa
    Boba Lyssa 18 днів тому

    When u r screaming my dad was starring at me like the hell r u watching????

  • Bognar Evelin
    Bognar Evelin 19 днів тому

    14:00 same I am literally on my second pair of the 6. It’s the best thing ever.

  • Nina Laboy
    Nina Laboy 19 днів тому

    A minute only has 60 seconds....
    4x100= 400
    4x60= 240
    Stay in physics
    I love you

  • ღCoffeeღ
    ღCoffeeღ 19 днів тому

    Agreed with the Percy Jackson opinion! I think what you said was true but I kinda liked the scene it WAS JUST NOT NEEDED!

  • Pragya Mishra
    Pragya Mishra 19 днів тому

    Joana your reply to haters was really good...😀😀👉👍✌

  • Alexandra Curley
    Alexandra Curley 19 днів тому

    You make me think of Safiya Nygaard

  • Luna Chamorro
    Luna Chamorro 19 днів тому

    10:01 reminded me of Richie from IT so much lol😂😂😂😂😂.Also Joana I love youuuuuu ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • Alex Nator
    Alex Nator 19 днів тому +3

    What’s Joanna’s twitter I looked up Joanna ceddia but found nothing

    • jayme glynn
      jayme glynn 10 днів тому

      Alex Nator tweet_joana 92κ followers

  • aNgie waNgie
    aNgie waNgie 19 днів тому

    7:41 why did i think that was grass

  • _Bella_ Crayton_
    _Bella_ Crayton_ 20 днів тому

    Jewlia Conners Ilysm

  • Anji
    Anji 20 днів тому

    Hi Joana Ceddia (JoJo Siwa/ John Cena/ Bobby) I'm from Australia and I'm such a big fan. I love your videos and I wait all week for you next vid. P.s I'm one of the almost- 3 million- subscribers.

  • Olivia Quinn
    Olivia Quinn 20 днів тому

    Why did I get actually scared when I saw the title

  • Carlye Enroth
    Carlye Enroth 20 днів тому

    I wish we could be friends