It is the first day of university

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  • Опубліковано 10 вер 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
    With love,
    Jenny Cravitz
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  • Crispy Chicken
    Crispy Chicken 2 години тому

    DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE SHE GOT HER SHOES OR THE NAME OF THEM

  • DAVE? Official Fanpage
    DAVE? Official Fanpage 2 години тому

    God dammit Samantha

  • Matthew Barnette
    Matthew Barnette 2 години тому

    "I left my sanity back in, like, the 3rd grade."
    'Well sanity is for the weak' has been my motto since like 4th grade, so that just means you're not weak.

  • Alex Stansbury
    Alex Stansbury 3 години тому

    She's a modern day Velma

  • ketsia
    ketsia 7 годин тому

    Does anyone know where the lil mic is from ?

  • Tessa Byers
    Tessa Byers 10 годин тому

    My first day of school was on August 15th😂

  • Blake Johnson
    Blake Johnson 10 годин тому

    Oh boi, this attitude will change in the last year of your course :D Love your personality though

  • The Magnificent WICKED
    The Magnificent WICKED 10 годин тому +1

    Joana in the description: Yellow is DISGUSTING.

    Joana in profile picture: *wears* *yellow*

  • John Smith
    John Smith 10 годин тому

    Physics ??? YEHHHHHHH.... Rocket science is just behind a corner...

  • Kpop Ruined My lifeu
    Kpop Ruined My lifeu 10 годин тому

    I just realized holly shit you are tall!

  • ThatAwkward Vampire
    ThatAwkward Vampire 11 годин тому

    Is.. is she just.. eating a mushroom straight?

  • Steve McQueen
    Steve McQueen 11 годин тому

    YOU R READING PERCY JACKSON FUCK YES THE BEST BOOKS EVER

  • Eren Datass
    Eren Datass 11 годин тому

    peter pan screams, be careful u guys

  • Lizzy Grant
    Lizzy Grant 12 годин тому

    *_ARITZIA should make Jenedict Cucumberbatch their Ambassador ya know._*

  • Theresa Carmen
    Theresa Carmen 13 годин тому

    Looks like you're off to a fabulous start. I'm afraid your schedule sounds like a nightmare to me. I was an art student and hated anything that didn't include surface to color on and things to color with. Still that way.

  • Ana Taylor
    Ana Taylor 13 годин тому

    One like equals one pray that joana never has any scandals and stays one of the most wholesome UAplusrs on the platform

  • Boy Wonder
    Boy Wonder 14 годин тому

    She need me

  • Isaac Hunter
    Isaac Hunter 14 годин тому

    @11:58 - "To begin with, you're going to burn some meat. It really brings out the flavor of animals suffering." Hilarious!

  • Doh a Deer
    Doh a Deer 16 годин тому

    4:20 - T-1000 looking for John Connor.

  • SlowMoJoe9
    SlowMoJoe9 16 годин тому

    C A L M Y O U R M E A T L E S S T I T T Y S

  • netko tko bi volio pretplatnike
    netko tko bi volio pretplatnike 17 годин тому

    To her early is 8.50 am and my school starts at 7.45 am🤔🤔

  • Abu Asliha
    Abu Asliha 17 годин тому

    0:38 thought she was holding a candle

  • Tara Jones
    Tara Jones 20 годин тому

    I’m moving in to uni tomorrow. Wait hang on IM MOVING IN TO UNI TOMORROW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaA.

  • Allegra Tigani
    Allegra Tigani 21 годину тому

    What is she studying

  • Jonas Grumby
    Jonas Grumby 22 години тому

    Idiotic. Jesus Christ.

  • Dominic Durant
    Dominic Durant День тому +3

    I keep getting mental health related ads for this channel loll

  • adri katzin
    adri katzin День тому

    yew! I'm majoring in physics to and totally relate to people's reactions! goodluck sista

  • Jose Carlos
    Jose Carlos День тому

    Back to school shmooping? América explica

  • Falling Beauty
    Falling Beauty День тому

    Mom is turning into grandma

  • Rattler
    Rattler День тому

    OH MY GOODNESS YOU ARE ADORABLE. How did I end up here

  • *Call Me PB please*
    *Call Me PB please* День тому

    AAAH I JUST SAW YOU NIPPLES

  • Nicole G
    Nicole G День тому

    Dude I legit saw u in the staples and I lowkey looked like a stalker. I'm pretter sure ur mom heard me say, "Holy shit, that's Joana ceddia's mom."

  • lazyeye x
    lazyeye x День тому

    WOW, did my comment really get booted... I guess you are into sencership.. so sad.

  • Diana Cruz
    Diana Cruz День тому

    I had a lockdown at school so yuh 💘

  • gillian stingley
    gillian stingley День тому

    when she said she was glad she wasn’t taking humanities... i didn’t feel that

  • Andrea Araniva
    Andrea Araniva День тому

    Ok I’ll buy ... the stuff

  • Smooth
    Smooth День тому

    When I clicked on this video I was hoping for one of those skit videos...but now I'm not even sure what this video is LOL, my first time ever seeing a video like this, just random babbling about whatever.

  • cry bxby
    cry bxby День тому +1

    *Joana tapes her tiny microphone to her water bottle*
    Me:*shows my friends*
    Them:SHE HAS MY RESPECT
    (Btw congratulations on going to University Joana)

  • Ko_Toriii
    Ko_Toriii День тому

    *STAPPLES*

  • sissyunicorn gal24
    sissyunicorn gal24 День тому +1

    "I lost my sanity in the third grade, so if you find it, please mail it to me,"

    -John Cena

  • sudhanshu sharma
    sudhanshu sharma День тому

    Try jee exam , I bet you would feel your life is better than mine , try attempting all sections

  • NEOTICA
    NEOTICA День тому

    stunning as always

  • Ellie Demetriou
    Ellie Demetriou День тому

    This is real art

  • aras & hazel
    aras & hazel День тому +2

    Why no one is talking about the Percy Jackson book?
    BECAUSE LIKE I WAS DYING YES MY GIRL WELCOME TO THE FANDOM

  • pressed
    pressed День тому +2

    ”DID YOU BREAK ITS NECK-”
    **staring intensifies**

  • Moogs
    Moogs День тому

    "Cheese!"

  • Lily Cater
    Lily Cater День тому +1

    When you were making ur lunch I wasn’t listening anything u were saying and I was contemplating why u were putting packaged grass in a jug

  • Jalen Brown
    Jalen Brown День тому

    Is the Emma chamberlains nerdy sister?

  • Amy
    Amy День тому

    Omg I just graduated from your university! I wish I could have seen you around campus

  • Tom Jett
    Tom Jett День тому

    whats the song in the beginning

  • Acnili-chili
    Acnili-chili День тому

    Grade 6 is easy, grade 7 was bad

  • Giglipuff Darumaka
    Giglipuff Darumaka День тому

    My Italian ass is shaking rn for what I had the misfortune to see at the end of the video omg pls DO NOT PUT RICOTTA ON A FUKIN STEAK

  • kriti G
    kriti G День тому

    7:15 How... Does....one do physics without vectors????

  • Leslys
    Leslys 2 дні тому

    ayye we’re both first year students taking calculus!
    lmao my calculus professor has a very THICCCC chinese/mandarin accent and it’s hard to understand him sometimes but he’s cool

  • Sieg Nihil
    Sieg Nihil 2 дні тому

    Manic Pixie Dream Girl with a side dish of Reddit rhetoric and a considerable IQ boost that fails to negate the insufferable snowflake aura. GWS kek

  • V S C O
    V S C O 2 дні тому

    can’t believe you’re growing up so fast 😢 mother goose must be so very proud

  • Saraf Wasima Siddique
    Saraf Wasima Siddique 2 дні тому

    Bruh I was watching your video randomly and realized we go to the same university :) is your calculus prof Igor or Emmanuel?

  • Bianca Marchetti
    Bianca Marchetti 2 дні тому

    serena williams? what about our fellow canadian bianca andeesscu🇨🇦

  • Camron Holdcroft
    Camron Holdcroft 2 дні тому

    *When u go to college knowing u make a bunch of money already on UAplus so you’re just wasting your time*

  • Timi Agiri
    Timi Agiri 2 дні тому

    rip joana for buying physical textbooks

  • lovesins •
    lovesins • 2 дні тому

    sigh, :c

  • Elijah Johnson
    Elijah Johnson 2 дні тому

    In the tennis and calculus demonstration u kinda forgot to wear a bra

  • Ashley
    Ashley 2 дні тому

    How does a person end up enrolled in Calcus and Algebra simultaneously? Algebra is a prerequisite for Calculus on pretty much every campus, and I'm thinking that our heroine can probably waddle through the coursework blindfolded. So weird.

  • Cass LuLu
    Cass LuLu 2 дні тому

    I wonder why her parents are thinking when she films the voiceovers and screams..lmao..they seriously need and award..and tbh i want a daughter like this when im older lol.

  • I’m Peter
    I’m Peter 2 дні тому

    What university you go to?

  • Kee Glanzmann
    Kee Glanzmann 2 дні тому

    DANCE MOMS

  • Firelightdaisy
    Firelightdaisy 2 дні тому

    You are like a modern day Rory Gilmore

  • Martin G
    Martin G 2 дні тому

    Why would they make you take algebra and calculus concurrently

  • Spoiled Milk
    Spoiled Milk 2 дні тому

    If Josmoe central was ever a anonymous type of hacker thing aka 11:58 we would know it was her

  • Macy Mclaren
    Macy Mclaren 2 дні тому

    Ok I’m sorry, but Socials/History is AMAZING, Science is FUN, English is OK, and Math is HORRIBLE

  • Hiba Al-badarneh
    Hiba Al-badarneh 2 дні тому

    You're weird
    I like weird people
    God i really enjoy ur videos
    Keep going🌻

  • CatsAreCool
    CatsAreCool 2 дні тому

    I'm good at math and get A's but your coarse load is way too much, I would be so overwhelmed taking those classes all in my first semester.

  • Toga Himiko
    Toga Himiko 2 дні тому

    Joana : all funny throughout summer posting
    School : *Im gonna ruin this whole womans career*

  • Erin Rae
    Erin Rae 2 дні тому

    where did you get those wonderful boots from 1:46?? i need to get me a pair of those!

  • Karleigh V
    Karleigh V 2 дні тому

    So many cuts between each sentence 😭😭😭

  • Haylee Moore
    Haylee Moore 2 дні тому

    As a third year university student, I cackled during the entirety of this video, especially when you got school supplies and talked about textbooks. (also I’m Canadian too!)

  • Ruth Uday
    Ruth Uday 2 дні тому

    she needs a talk show.

  • Myken Hassler
    Myken Hassler 2 дні тому +1

    PERCY JACKSON HELL YEAH.. the best book to reread

  • Roy K
    Roy K 2 дні тому

    Doctor: can you tell me about your symptoms
    Me: I forget everything in a split second I’m suffering from high end memory loss
    Dementia: am I joke to you?

  • Hannah C.
    Hannah C. 2 дні тому

    She lookin snazzy

  • Zoincer_ Oo
    Zoincer_ Oo 2 дні тому

    Are you planning on doing UAplus full time as a job

  • cj
    cj 2 дні тому

    The bootleg mac n'cheese at 6:07 legit looks like a carpet my therapist has in her office

  • Jessi Callahan
    Jessi Callahan 2 дні тому

    The Mac and cheese looks nasty but why do I want to try it so bad..

  • mrbxrns
    mrbxrns 2 дні тому

    *SAMANTHA*

  • Beau Rass
    Beau Rass 2 дні тому

    Canadian university just sounds like high school lol

  • Natalie Red
    Natalie Red 2 дні тому

    these videos are always so entertaining!

  • Eesha Sajid
    Eesha Sajid 2 дні тому

    hey don't spread hate on social studies ! it's one my fav subjects 😅

  • Ikmo Monki
    Ikmo Monki 2 дні тому

    Was the first scene a Gale reference?

  • Erin Sy
    Erin Sy 2 дні тому

    "Colkulus"

  • Purple_potato 5
    Purple_potato 5 2 дні тому

    At our school the teachers do memes on there slide shows 😂🤣

  • Adrian Spade
    Adrian Spade 2 дні тому

    Hearing the trauma your bank account went through is making me all the more grateful for financial aid, community college, and half decent parents who invested in my college fund the moment they got ne

  • asdas hfsiisoszx
    asdas hfsiisoszx 2 дні тому

    percy jackson yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Julianna Rimondi
    Julianna Rimondi 2 дні тому

    low key this is making me excited for university lol i want to go to canada for university and this is making me less stressed bc you seem like you're having fun w it

  • Allie A
    Allie A 2 дні тому

    Me, a senior in high school watching this: scared

  • Heifel Andrade
    Heifel Andrade 2 дні тому

    Of all the thing I've noticed.. IT IS ALWAYS THE HAIR!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HAIR!!! LOL

  • aurel
    aurel 2 дні тому

    2:42 well yeah if you're gonna specialize in nuclear physics

  • K10Kelly
    K10Kelly 2 дні тому

    W-was the first 23 seconds of this video a GaYLE ReFEreNCe?

  • Justice Hudson
    Justice Hudson 2 дні тому

    Socialism isn’t bad. Your professor shouldn’t be shoving that on your class with no pushback

    • Process
      Process 2 дні тому

      Holy shit you're such a bore. Weird professor rants are fun and he's a math prof so no one's gonna take it seriously.
      Plus, like it should be, no one has a problem when a prof talks wonders about socialism and trashes capitalism. Just let it to go both ways.

  • jeon jungkookie
    jeon jungkookie 2 дні тому

    Nah it's all about afternoon classes lmao

  • Wee Woo
    Wee Woo 2 дні тому

    broooooo percy jackson fam
    what up