Desperately Trying To Not Touch Our Faces

  • Well, here we are. The first day of Quarantannus. In an effort to prevent the spread of COVID-19, Mark and Ethan attempt to touch their faces as little as possible.
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    ᴛᴡɪᴛᴛᴇʀ ► unusannus
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    This channel, along with every video that has or will ever be uploaded on this channel, will be deleted after our year has ended. This is inevitable. Inescapable. Irreversible.
    Do not archive or re-upload anything. This is our last wish. Our parting gift. Stay true to the purpose of our final year or we shall lay down wrath upon those that attempt to escape the end.
    Memento Mori.
    Unus Annus.


  • Not So Gamer Girl 7
    Not So Gamer Girl 7 Годину тому +1

    Anyone else try playing along?
    Edit 1: This is very hard
    Edit 2: I've resorted to using a pen to itch my face
    Edit 3: after the no drinking rule, I've started spaying the drink into my mouth
    Edit 4: I'm so glad I put my hair up before starting
    Edit 5: Even with the pen this is awful
    Edit 5: 30 MINUTES?!
    Edit 6: Oh god my headphones
    Edit 7: This comment has begun to tell a tragic story of pain
    Edit 8: I regret the ponytail, it's getting loose already
    Edit 9: I've resisted the urge to fix my headphone 5 times
    Edit 10: I want to shake out the headphone but it might impact the ponytail
    Edit 11: Just... a... few... seconds...
    Edit 12: OH THANK GOD

  • Taylor Holmes
    Taylor Holmes Годину тому

    its said that humans touch their face or around it 90 times an hour

    (dont quote me on this, this is what a teacher told my class and ya never know if their truthing or not)

    and mark and ethan are gonna give a LOT to charity

  • Frankie and the Blackened Roses
    Frankie and the Blackened Roses 3 години тому

    Yo I was born on the same day as the captain of texas!

  • Nora Rose
    Nora Rose 3 години тому

    As a Texan I’m very offended

  • jjgasp 3
    jjgasp 3 10 годин тому

    i did it with them and one of my earphones fell out half way through and i coULDNT PUT IT BACK IN update: they both fell out so i resolved to unplug them and get weird looks from the audio instead

  • Avacodoman587
    Avacodoman587 11 годин тому

    The only thing I can think of is... BEANS

  • Moosification
    Moosification 16 годин тому

    Does this include their channels?

  • Kyle
    Kyle 18 годин тому

    Mark mentioned the name of the virus at the beginning... Thats not allowed on youtube right?

  • Coolracer647
    Coolracer647 20 годин тому

    :p I know they live in California but I live in Texas and I thought everyone knew it was Austin

  • Abiel Lazala
    Abiel Lazala 22 години тому

    I was eating my nails while watching the video and at the end I was like 😥😥😥

  • Shelly Demon
    Shelly Demon 23 години тому

    Okay EVERY TIME that means the amount of time you scratch your face

  • SirBenG
    SirBenG День тому

    I desperately wish to stay home but I am a slave to capitalism. They say I'm essential. So my barrista ass is at work.

  • That Pan Ash
    That Pan Ash День тому

    16. Okay. This is fine. I'm so cLOSE

  • Lilly Baker
    Lilly Baker День тому

    whats the capital of Texas
    me, from Texas: don't get this wrong. Texas is massive, dont get this wrong.
    them : Austin i think?
    me: YAY!
    them :or maybe Houston
    me: i'm from Houston and always wanted it to be the capital. I see this as an ultimate win!
    them: or maybe Dallas.
    me: so you have chosen death

  • Spartan Crow
    Spartan Crow День тому

    I touched my face this entire vid lmao

  • KyLa MaBe
    KyLa MaBe День тому

    2020: creating germaphobes one touch at a time

  • Paige Bagarry
    Paige Bagarry День тому

    Mark: “ Even now there are people not taking it seriously “
    Mark:Looks straight at camera
    Me:Not taking any of this seriously and now feeling guilty

  • milkandhoshi
    milkandhoshi День тому

    I was trying the challenge but like 5 minutes in y'all were like "no drinking" and I had been drinking water from my eco friends rubber straw and quickly closed it and put it away xD

  • Firepaw 727
    Firepaw 727 День тому +2

    Mark: Your hair is so ugly, you should shave it off.
    Ethan shaved his hair off already. In today’s stream.

  • rachael.
    rachael. День тому

    I got really itchy while watching this

  • Jayden R
    Jayden R День тому

    Jokes on the IT’S AIRBORNE

  • Droidbones Games
    Droidbones Games День тому +1

    you know what
    i will be the counter
    i will watch every video and say how many times each person touches their face.
    from this video on. and i will be following the same rules any part above the neck.

  • Casey Anderson
    Casey Anderson 2 дні тому +1

    "Your hair is stupid. Shave it off"

  • Casey Anderson
    Casey Anderson 2 дні тому +1

    I can not be the only person who hates seeing the $ sign after the number.

  • CHEM
    CHEM 2 дні тому

    Honestly ever since I got into the culinary field I've been a mega germaphobe and handwashing advocate

  • TeddyBear Macky
    TeddyBear Macky 2 дні тому

    Can't stay home. Job says I'm essential 😌

  • bangmechan97
    bangmechan97 2 дні тому

    idc what anyone says i’m still gonna touch my face cuz i have pimples and i’m addicted to pimple popping don’t judge

  • Grollyy
    Grollyy 2 дні тому

    Mark: you should shave your hair

  • DJ Mayliswolf32
    DJ Mayliswolf32 2 дні тому

    8:58 welcome to my daily life Ethan

  • Conor Bunge
    Conor Bunge 2 дні тому +1

    Times you touched

  • Conor Bunge
    Conor Bunge 2 дні тому +1

    10 million

  • Conor Bunge
    Conor Bunge 2 дні тому +1

    Its 8 months

  • UrbanRose
    UrbanRose 2 дні тому

    Me touching my face consistently throughout the video

  • UrbanRose
    UrbanRose 2 дні тому

    Mark = every handshake, every hug
    Me = I'm never going to hug markiplier.
    This ....
    This is a sad day.

  • UrbanRose
    UrbanRose 2 дні тому

    Wait... ethan said he would shave his head
    Mark = your hair is ugly,maybe you shoudl shave it off
    So I say dead memes , sue me

  • UrbanRose
    UrbanRose 2 дні тому

    The coronavirus is like the purge but
    1 it isnt 24 hours and
    2 only on thing can kill people and
    3 it's not going to happen again and it isnt legal
    So not the purge

  • Gaming Jack
    Gaming Jack 2 дні тому

    Make a wish charity

  • UrbanRose
    UrbanRose 2 дні тому

    Ethan = dont touch your face
    Nose itch = Imma bout to end this mans whole career

  • UrbanRose
    UrbanRose 2 дні тому +1

    When you realise that ONE video you missed

  • MyLittleGravitystuck
    MyLittleGravitystuck 2 дні тому

    Unus Annus: "Don't touch your face challenge!"
    Me, a germophobe: "You fools, I've already won!"

  • Coconut VA
    Coconut VA 2 дні тому


  • AJ
    AJ 2 дні тому

    I came back to this video after I found myself chanting Unus Annus in the shower at 6:30am😂

  • Freya Hargraves
    Freya Hargraves 2 дні тому

    Mark: tell me the first time you ever touched your face
    Ethan: ah it was 1996 the year I was born when I was still an infant throwing a ball with my dad and itched my face
    Me and Mark: I came out the womb touching my face sooooooooooo

  • Steven Murillo
    Steven Murillo 2 дні тому

    Unus Annus

  • Soullesst Hart
    Soullesst Hart 2 дні тому

    I already lost, I just itched my face and, oops I did it again, why am I saying this in a comment? Mehta, gotta go, byyyyye

  • Gamezinc 101
    Gamezinc 101 2 дні тому +1

    Mark: what’s 2+2
    Ethan: 4
    Mark: what’s 4+8
    Ethan: 16
    Mark: “visible confusion”

  • kittylover 2.0
    kittylover 2.0 2 дні тому

    Also known as the boomer doomer

  • Mr. Owendrake
    Mr. Owendrake 2 дні тому +1

    It’s harder not to touch your face..... when your thinking about not touching your face!

  • Jasmine Bakewell
    Jasmine Bakewell 3 дні тому

    tries not touch touch face
    my face: ITCHY ITCHY ITCHY!

  • Dark ShibeTM
    Dark ShibeTM 3 дні тому +1

    Donate to HOPE Worldwide!

  • Gwynneth Reams
    Gwynneth Reams 3 дні тому

    4:01 foreshadowing?

  • Cowboy Cola
    Cowboy Cola 3 дні тому


  • SpaceMuttnik
    SpaceMuttnik 3 дні тому

    challenge: **exists**
    Ethan’s ADHD: *”So you have chosen, death.”*

  • amber1350
    amber1350 3 дні тому

    They should of wore head bands for their hair

  • Specter Plays
    Specter Plays 3 дні тому

    As a truck driver, and for Walmart no less, I basically can't stay home and I'm sure I'm spreading this shit regardless of if I'm feeling ill or not yet. People around the DC have tested positive for it and even then the reality is staying home isn't an option for us.

  • Justin Merritt
    Justin Merritt 3 дні тому

    Hospital's and stuff
    That would help the infected people

  • TidalWaveKitty
    TidalWaveKitty 3 дні тому

    They could just cut out the bits where they touch their face to cheat the system.

  • ReaperX-
    ReaperX- 3 дні тому

    Government: Do not touch your face! Face: Itchy time.

  • Batdogduke
    Batdogduke 3 дні тому

    I have an itch on my nose

    m u s t c o n t i n u e t h e c h a l l e n g e . . .

  • Bailey Timmons
    Bailey Timmons 4 дні тому

    My issue is when you focus on doing something or not wanting to do something it makes me want to do it! So if I was in this video I would donate +$1000!!!!

  • Lance Wolfe
    Lance Wolfe 4 дні тому

    So basically, touch anus? Okay. :)

  • That One Cat with the Top Hat
    That One Cat with the Top Hat 4 дні тому

    Was anyone else following along with the challenge, or was it just me?

  • That One Cat with the Top Hat
    That One Cat with the Top Hat 4 дні тому

    Why was Ethan playing in the backyard with his dad as a newborn?

  • Izzy Billings
    Izzy Billings 4 дні тому

    i’m guessing they already donated but if not, a great charity is CultforGood, run by Elijah Daniels. it helps give supplies to the homeless (specifically hygienic type items to help combat covid -19, which is spreading quickly amongst the homeless community)

  • Ryan Paz
    Ryan Paz 4 дні тому

    also a scout for 1 day

  • dirtboy
    dirtboy 4 дні тому

    Me: ok I wanna try to do the 15 minutes with them
    My glasses: well hello there kind sir let me just **starts slipping down**

  • ArcherOwl
    ArcherOwl 4 дні тому

    It's really awesome Mark and Ethan are determined to continue Unus Annus even with everything that's going on

  • QBT Blizzy
    QBT Blizzy 4 дні тому

    I like how there doing acting games🤣

  • polygone two
    polygone two 4 дні тому

    It's only a problem outside. If you've just washed your hands or are at home you should be able to touch your face just fine. Just stay clean.

  • AnnaGrace White
    AnnaGrace White 4 дні тому

    I decided not to touch my face for the whole video. I guess I hate myself

  • aimee eve
    aimee eve 4 дні тому

    ethan 2 weeks ago: “to raise a little bit of money”
    ethan now: “can we put a 10k limit?”

  • PSplayer
    PSplayer 4 дні тому

    donate to the NHS

  • Mindboggler123
    Mindboggler123 4 дні тому

    This is not easy, them egging each other on makes me wanna touch my face

  • Death & Deliverance
    Death & Deliverance 4 дні тому

    Ethen 144-64=80 lol marks the big brain of unus annus

  • talon 1115
    talon 1115 4 дні тому


    for dogs ik it dont help but the puppys :"(

  • Nate Medeiros
    Nate Medeiros 4 дні тому

    The total count is 1000000 dollars due. pay it

  • StarPieification
    StarPieification 4 дні тому +1

    me: yes thats correct

  • Night 33388
    Night 33388 4 дні тому

    144 - 64 = 80

  • die die
    die die 4 дні тому +1

    If you put your hand on your head and never take it off so you can fix your hair and itch neck and face
    You will only owe $100

  • Christina The Idiot Alien
    Christina The Idiot Alien 4 дні тому

    Well, I touch my face over 100 times 24/7 and I’m definitely dead even though I have a strong immune system.